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Location: St. Louis, MO
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Suck it down. drink it dry...
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"Amazing what one can accomplish with 40 bucks."
This game was just as fun as the first and the added features makes it great. After reaching the second goal (screw that commie noise) on day 8 I really can't do much.
But thats' why I like your games, jmtb02. The sheer simplicity of them signifies to me one thing; Fun. And that's what I have with all of your works. My Hedgehog is having a blast too.
Although after MAXing out all the upgrades I believe my Hedgehog has had a stroke. He's been in space for roughly over a half hour now and hasn't gotten back into the Atmosphere yet. I'm rather concerned for him. I can't seem to get him down. In fact I kinda let him go on cruise control and he'd had actually gotten a bit higher than when I left him earlier in his journey... He's a pro! ...Or fell asleep at the controls. HALP.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31 5/KunioKazama/Hedge hog.jpg
Oh. Nevermind. He finally landed.
$4442.50
x61.63 (61,539 Ft.)
x263.8 (43:58:46)
=$72+ Mil
Day 9
Yowza.
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Everything was sharp and crisp in terms of art and flowing motion. Godda Love Earthbound.
Ah, that silly duck...
But Everyone knows had it been 'Hock' this would've been a different apocalyptic story.
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This is still hillarious to watch. It's just so quirky.
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You shouldn't be putting up others people stuff. It's not yours and I'm sure this isn't uploaded by the consent of the original maker.
Take it down, you silly person.
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"Another "Random acts of Violence with Mario" Flash"
Simply hilarious. You know you're doing a good job when you make a Big Boo Lol.
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Very nicely done. Love the old school platforming and the leveling process. Funny how the Protagonist doesn't have a weapon but *insert spoilers here*. And Haha to the Amnesia throwback.
It irked me at first about the whole "You lose, you lose everything." I know it's there as a plot device but it's a bit cheesy. It was annoying my first time but If my learning skill was high enough it was a minute, 2 tops, of regaining a lot of my skills back. It didn't make the game universally tougher for me because;
A)I already knew what I was doing
B) You keep your abilities (Double jump, etc) if you do lose to the boss so traveling isn't as a hinderance
C)It keeps things interesting. People complaining about just simply suck at this fun game.
Kudos to the Mailbox warp station to make going between the areas faster. The best thing I did like was the corny storyline behind it.
I found a real bad issue. When I reload from a savespot, some items will not re-spawn when I reload the game. namely the Giant gems. I nabbed one from a tyrant, got killed in the process and reloaded from before I grabbed it but it was gone. It was like that with the other gems too if I reloaded.
Anyway, I'm still playing it so yeah, awesome stuff here man.
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So, There's this thing running around and everything stops. I have to connect some 'dots' and it follows up again. I know it's supposed to be like a pseudo-Bullet time effect but that really takes away from the entire concept of Parkour. And the transition from that stopped movement back to something else is just distracting and pointless.
What gets me the most is that this is a Trial and Error sort of game for a 'sport' that is free flowing and dangerous if you screw up. It's like the concept of playing Cooking Mama with chainsaws or something.
And really? A U-Haul truck? Really?
The music is a poor choice too, very distracting and overwhelming but whatever.
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"Blah blah blah Jesus, Blah blah blah Allah"
Righteous stuff, man. To hell with the nay sayers about religion and creationism. NG is like the 4th circle of hell anyway. Fuckin Hypocrites. Anyway, It's brief, free flowing and enjoyable and thats all it takes to be a great flash. Props to you, man.
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You've broken Newgrounds.
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I HAVE DESTROYED DA SYSTEM
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So you decided to make a parody of the brawl taunts by making it as shitty and unfunny as possible using crap animations and internet jokes because it's 'satire' Because we all know that hasn't been done before or talked about across forum boards and other internet spots since the game came out.
So to get cheap 'lulz'you decide to make the file a "make a mockery of yourself by bastardizing what was once a good thing." flash. Crazy part is with the fanbois of both the internet slums, newgrounds, you and Brawl/Melee you're going to get frontpaged, you're going to get awarded for being 'lol funneh guy evar' of this month and possibly this year depending on how ragey these fans can get.
All in the name of humor.
This fucking sucks because both you and 2nd stamp are great guys who can come up with gold....
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